|Measuring the Cold
+60F - Californians put on sweaters.
+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
+40 - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesoootans go swimming.
+35 - Italian cars don`t start.
+32 - Water freezes.
+30 - You plan your vacation in Australia.
+25 - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesoootans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming.
+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further south.
+15 - French cars don`t start, Cat insists on sleeping with you.
+10- You need jumper cables to get the car going.
+5 - American cars don`t start.
0- Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 - German cars don`t start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesoootans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don`t start.
-25 - Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don`t start.
-40 - Californians disappear, Minnesoootans button top button, Canadians put on sweater, Your car helps you plan your trip south.
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 - Hell freezes over, Polar bears move south, Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 -Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.
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